LOTR Parody

My LotR parody can be veiwed at http://www.geocities.com/thebladethatwasbroken/humor/spoof_lordoftheparodies.html
It's really funny!

My god this is hilarious:
Molly J. Ringwraith reports on the LOTR characters' reactions to the Oscar nominations.

Posting here because I forgot to before when I posted in my personal journal.

Barbosa: The way is shut. It was made by those who are dead, and the dead keep it. The way is shut...
Peter Jackson: Um... good, but... can you make it sound less "stereotypical dead pirate" for me?
Barbosa: Eh?
Jack Sparrow: I knew it wouldn't work. You're not green enough, Barbosa. You need to be more green.
Barbosa: No!
Legolas: *draws arrows and aims at Jack*
Jack Sparrow: *to Legolas* You look familiar. Have I threatened you before?
Legolas: I make it a point not to familiarize myself with pirates.
Gore Verbinski & Jerry Bruckheimer: Hey, give that elf a contract!
Meanwhile, somewhere back in Gondor...
Pippin: Here do I swear fealty and service to Miramax...
Peter Weir: I already said you had the part.
Pippin: Oh.

cross-posting to personal journal and lotrparody
Original scene from The Emperor's New Groove.

Sam's in kitchen, and Frodo and Gollum taking turns walking in and out to tell Sam what they want to eat...
Sam: lembas bread coming up
Gollum: no lembas bread, we wants fish
Sam: hold the lembas, got it
Frodo: no, go ahead with the lembas, and fish on the side
Sam: fish on the side, gotcha
Gollum: no just fish, raw and wriggling
Sam: fish served raw
Frodo: not raw, fish fried, with chips
Sam: fish fried with chips, got it
Gollum: not fried, spoil good fish, keep nasty chips
Sam: spoiled fish, not fried, hold the chips
Frodo: oh forget the fish then, on second thought...
Frodo and Gollum together: just give us the precious!
Sam: O.O

Monty Python: The Two Towers is complete at this link!

Hstaphath you are quite the parody-writer!
*cheers*

From Hoom!Maps, check out this
Map To Mordor
Just in case you get lost trying to save Middle Earth.
;-)

Props to ireaa for the tip!

Posting links here at the parody site to share with all. These I wrote using the inspired Very Secret Diaries structure used by cassieclaire. Enjoy!

The Very Secret Diary of Haldir of Lorien
The Very Secret Diary of Eomer, Third Marshal Of The Mark

"The Hastily Assembled 1 Page LOTR"
A quick and dirty funny summary of Fellowship Of The Ring that can be read in less than five minutes.

"The Lord Of The Peeps: The Fellowship Of The Peep"
You know Peeps, right? And bunnies? The little marshmallow things all over the place around Easter time? Yeah, that. Well, the person has a lot of Peeps, Bunnies, and time on their hands! Very funny, creative, hilarious, etc., and I hope they continue to do more!

Ninecompanions.net
Just some hilarious captions for some movie screen captures.

Some parody works that have been posted at the Fan Club message boards. A wonderful selection!

I have a print out of this that I often find myself reading just to lift my spirits.
If you are a fan of Monty Python, especially of their Holy Grail movie, and you love LOTR parodies, you will LOVE this!
The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring is complete for your fullest enjoyment.
The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers is now in progress!

Thanks to Hstaphath for all the time and effort put into these. They are indeed incredible! Thanks!

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