Stef (stefestella) wrote in lotrparody,

Another Cross-film Parody by Stef

Posting here because I forgot to before when I posted in my personal journal.

Barbosa: The way is shut. It was made by those who are dead, and the dead keep it. The way is shut...
Peter Jackson: Um... good, but... can you make it sound less "stereotypical dead pirate" for me?
Barbosa: Eh?
Jack Sparrow: I knew it wouldn't work. You're not green enough, Barbosa. You need to be more green.
Barbosa: No!
Legolas: *draws arrows and aims at Jack*
Jack Sparrow: *to Legolas* You look familiar. Have I threatened you before?
Legolas: I make it a point not to familiarize myself with pirates.
Gore Verbinski & Jerry Bruckheimer: Hey, give that elf a contract!
Meanwhile, somewhere back in Gondor...
Pippin: Here do I swear fealty and service to Miramax...
Peter Weir: I already said you had the part.
Pippin: Oh.
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